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Harris Poll of Doctors
[By staff reporters]
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Lifestyle Laughs
By TCA 2019
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Proposed Medicare-for-All Syndrome
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Word Play, Anyone?
[By staff reporters]
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SAD
[By staff reporters]
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EMRs – Providers Need to Prepare for Virulent Ransomware in 2018
[By staff reporters]
Ransomware emerged as a significant threat on the worldwide stage in 2017, but new variants will challenge healthcare providers well into 2018, with some versions of new malware not even needing a network to distribute themselves throughout an organization. Previous variants of ransomware, particularly the WannaCry attack in May, showed the ability to self-propagate and spread across a network and onto other networks via the Internet.
Educating a healthcare’s organization workforce on cyberattacks is necessary, but it’s not enough to bring them up to speed on phishing and other threats. Practices need to harden their own email systems; for example, Matt Sherman, a malware outbreak specialist at Symantec, advises using secure email systems as a best practice along with two-factor authentication software. Email systems should scan links contained in incoming messages, and they should enable automatic image loading in messages.
Source: Joseph Goedert, adapted from Health Data Management [12/28/17]
Conclusion
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By Dr. David E. Marcinko MBA
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According to colleague Scott Shreeve MD, music has an amazing way of appealing to basic human emotions. To which I agree.
So, what better way to have a little fun than to watch these medical students strut their entertainment stuff!
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Talent Bee MD
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Conclusion
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Via Megan McArdle:
Conclusion
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[By Staff Reporters]
ABOUT HEALTH TURNUP
[Healthcare news that’s not quite right]
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Health Turnup is published monthly via email. Subscriptions are free. Subscribers also receive weekly e-Bulletins and announcements. Detailed information is available at www.HealthTurnup.com, including the subscriber privacy policy, advertising information and disclaimers that all articles contained in this newsletter are fictitious in nature, and are provided for satirical purposes.
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Well – Are You?
[By staff reporters]
Assessment
Or – just average?
Conclusion
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Funny … if NOT so Serious!
[By Staff Reporters]
Greater Coverage with ICD 10 Codes
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Injury, Venue, Situation
Assessment:
You’ve got yourself covered.
Conclusion
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A discussion on the medical benefits of laughter
By Jeffrey Niezgoda MD
Publisher’s Note:
Here is what I think about this ME-P.
-Dr. David Edward Marcinko MBA
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For the Physician Aficionado
[By Dr. David Edward Marcinko MBA]
[By Nalley Lexus Roswell, GA]
Remember back in the day when the only way to get information on automobiles was to buy magazines with girls in bikinis washing motorcycles on the cover? With the advent of the Internet, the two subjects were separated. With the advent of social media, the automotive information comes to you.
Top Ten
Here are 10 automotive Facebook pages that we think you might be interested in.
[Jaguar 2000 XJ V8-L Autumn Touring Sedan]
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Now those hieroglyphics make sense!
By Anthony Narushka DCAssessment
Chiropractic, it’s no fad!
Polish Chiropractic Association
[2009 Polish Chiropractic Association BOD Members]
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You know you are a red-neck doctor, when ….?
By Dr. David Edward Marcinko MBA CMP
[Editor-in-Chief]
Recently, an ME-P subscriber who knows of my vintage Jaguar restoration project, sent me this photograph. We do not own it or have copyrights to it; still it is presented here in the interest of humor and collegiality.
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Assessment
With all due respect to my Atlanta neighbor, and comedian, Jeff Foxworthy.
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Humor on the ME-P
Courtesy Scott Shreeve MD
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Assessment
And, the definition of humor is …?
Conclusion
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How We Use and Allocate Scarce Resources
Asseessment
A sex voucher – delayed gratification?
Conclusion
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Does it Seem Like this … Sometimes?
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv4HQG2Hz0I
Assessment
Visit: www.CertifiedMedicalPlanner.org
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It’s all about Linguistics
Assessment
Medicine is the art of using super big words to justify a $300 dollar charge for a two minute office visit.
Conclusion
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Finish the Sentence ……
From The New Yorker
Sample Response:
Help patients who can pay out of pocket.
Conclusion
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A New ME-P Feature
By Ann Miller RN MHA
[Executive-Director]
The Set-Up
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that there might be a second surgery that the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
The Punch-Line
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily, if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, ‘Get well soon, from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.’
Assessment
Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn’t it!
Conclusion
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