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A New ME-P Feature
By Ann Miller RN MHA
[Executive-Director]
The Set-Up
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that there might be a second surgery that the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
The Punch-Line
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily, if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, ‘Get well soon, from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.’
Assessment
Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn’t it!
Conclusion
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